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NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention




MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.




PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House.


TAGS: politics congress obama president madoff democrats funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that f***er up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:01 pm
Thanks PKP. This is one of my favs as well.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 16, 2009, 5:59 am
I'll have to say this is one of my favorite Motifakes ever. I've copied it and passed it along to a lot of my friends on MySpace. I gave it 5 lions or whatever those things are.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:51 am
sir, is your root cause.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:50 am
Congressional Black Caucus worked with Fannie Mae to issue ARM loans to poor people, Pres Obama himself received $106K from Fannie, and we found out last week that his Chief of Staff, Emanuel worked for Fannie when these bad practices were failing. There,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:49 am
are not the root cause of the economy. The root cause is the banks that were pressured by Congress to issue subprime loans to people who can't afford to repay. Most of this pressure came from the Dems. Deregulation was signed by Pres Clinton in 1999, the
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:47 am
but I'm not comforted by the $787B (the largest power grab of govt from capitalism) being a "quantifiable number". Wasting the tax dollars of me, my children and their children on psycho liberal ideology won't fix our economic status. By the way, the wars
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:45 am
own people (the US was flying sorties to protect Kurds in the North and Shia in the South of Iraq), he did have weapons and never proved he disposed of them per UN direction, and there is much more. I agree the culture was different in WWII,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:43 am
Well, the past 7 years of war in two countries cost less than $787B to answer your first question, Haa. Second, I disagree with your "false pretenses", the intel was there, Iraq was a sponser of terror, Saddam violated international war, slaughtered his
Sean - March 30, 2009, 11:59 pm
Oh, yeah? Well you tell me, sir, what's the cost of a "smoking gun" in the form of a "mushroom cloud" slowly rising over what was once a thriving American city ... devastated by the haphazard use of mixed me***hors? Huh? Huh?
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
finance the war efforts. It was a different cultural mind-set. None of this charge it, credit card, buy now and pay later stuff so prevalant nowadays. At least 787B is a quantifiable number, unlike foreign war expenditures.
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Before that point is dismissed out of hand, how much did going to war with a foreign country - under false pretenses - cost the taxpayer? And isn't that really the root cause of the economic crisis right now? In 1941-1945, the country sold bonds to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
Whatever, anon-Timmy. Live your San Fran pipe dream through the generational theft of this admin.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 12:56 am
1. Someone paid for something beneficial finally 2. Didn't you forget Bush and his cronies, or is that too much money to calculate?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:48 am
Who's whimpering? I pointed out that if you take $50B and work on Wall Street, you go to jail. If you take $787B and work on Pennsylvania Ave, the sheep bow at your feet.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh, for the good old days when conservatives *weren't* a sniveling bunch of whimpering cry-sacks. I used to be able to admire some of them...


COMMON SENSE ? -


TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.7/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.f*** yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... f*** yeah! Right?


COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.


TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
Thanks?
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


SPY VS SPY - MAD Mag we miss you!


TAGS: spy mad
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 3:45 pm
They got rid of MAD mag?!? (And yes I'm always out of the loop).
dslohand - January 13, 2013, 8:53 pm
MAD and Twinkies, kids wont know what cool stuff was 5 bombs thanks
falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:02 am
Now we have MAD on CN.


WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.


TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




DECEPTIONS -


TAGS: most flags made in china
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
That's why I pledge allegiance to my god, my loved ones, those who have given their all for me, and my self. See the light that shines tonight, and let freedom reign in your heart and in your mind!
the1stCOMMI3 - July 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
I don't think the Chinese pledge their allegiance to a flag
caveman - July 8, 2011, 9:38 am
What if your chinese :D
Hicktown - July 5, 2011, 10:19 am
Sadly true...
Ascetic - July 5, 2011, 9:58 am
Too good! 5 roaring lions.


MAD YOU SAY? - I'm not mad, slightly miffed maybe, but not mad.




MY FRIEND ABOUT TO ASSASSINATE A REFEREE ON MADDEN NFL 12. -


TAGS: assassin s creed madden nfl funny
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Rivaldog

Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Right on man lol
Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Thanks man ^_^
themaddportagee - December 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
As an Oakland native, I HAVE to say I love thi$!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
That's pretty funny, dude!
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 8:04 pm
Darn lol Thanks for the heads up and the rating :D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:07 pm

normally on this site dude, gamer posters do not do well. enough people have played a**assins creed....i guess. i actually did lol. n1...you got a 5L from me.
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 5:59 pm
It's good you're a gamer, that means you should get it. Why say "[you] love [it] BUT [you're] a gamer"? that doesn't make any sense lol
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 1:25 pm

lolz...love this BUT i am a gamer.


HONEY COME AND GET IT - I made you a sammich !


TAGS: i made you sammich
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:34 pm
Nope...I'm bu5y with the drinking game...lol


LOVE NEVER SITS STILL -


TAGS: love made set stone still
Rating: 4.55/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
I find the reference to Sisyphus to be particularly apropos.
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
geez, hard facts
Rick69 - February 14, 2012, 5:44 pm
As always... glad to be of service... :)
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:37 pm

um....niiiiiiice.....very....:)


OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.




DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.


TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.44/5

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Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm
LOL!!!!!!
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm

I so want user name livegra** to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.


PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




YOUR PRAYERS - Say them




MAD MAX - Was great Until they killed the only Star in the movie


TAGS: mad max
Rating: 4.14/5

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Alixian - September 1, 2011, 8:30 am
I know, but I meant in Mad Max 2, there is a scene where the Interceptor gets wrecked, thats what my tombstone is about, I've seen the car in a museum in Keswick.
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 8:10 am
Actually, they made a replica for the second movie that did most of the actual driving, they original was kept for close ups and interiors. Original car lives in a museum in the UK now.
Alixian - September 1, 2011, 8:05 am
Gd idea, It hought this was more appropriate tho, seeing as they trashed in the 2nd movie
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 7:50 am
A picture of the ol' interceptor might have been a better idea.


WANNA KNOW A SECRET? - SHHH! Don't tell anyone but... I'm insane.




TESTOSTERONE - Making men behave like mad since day one.


TAGS: testosterone men mad
Rating: 2.42/5

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Sauce? - January 16, 2009, 5:12 am
Nah that's just typical guy driver.
Umpa - October 26, 2008, 5:15 pm
The Womans the one ducking under the wheel to avoid the picture
Eric D. - June 28, 2008, 3:17 am
haha score. almost.
Sean - June 28, 2008, 12:05 am
You bastard. I almost clicked on it to see for myself. Almost. Funny.
Eric D. - June 27, 2008, 10:23 pm
ph**oshopped! theres a man where the woman should be.


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: prophet muhammad picture picture picture
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by forseti

thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:16 am
I wish I had a friend.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Yeah that is sad, oh, wait, What? :(
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:57 am
Awwwwwwww... *sadface*
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:56 am
like someone we will not mention now he truly believed he had a friend.....
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:55 am
Poor Exhibit
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:54 am
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129109157975219113.jpg
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Just the ones that owe me money.
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Forsaken? I thought you were logged in as Forseti!! ggrrrr, gotta go add one more to the list ;)
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:50 am
You must be truly delusional! You actually think you have friends??????
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:49 am
I don't have multiple personalities...I just have VERY vivid imaginary friends. And the voices, can't forget about the voices...
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:46 am
you'll never be alone if God gave you more than just one personality! But at the moment I am for-saken :(
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
Oh, nevermind, just a little for-tarded. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
LoL @ Jake! It's sweet, yes?
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
Does Forseti have a for-stalker?
forsleepi - May 25, 2010, 8:43 pm
forseti, you're probably in your bed for your (not required) beauty sleep, but I came across your profile randomly and have to say that your pictures the best! and also i like your IP adress! good night...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:23 pm
hell yes, I am... I was glad to quit this browser game stuff and then a friend showed motifakes to me. the rest is history... but NOW, i really go to bed... just one look at the newest pictures and the forum... and then the comments again perhaps...*argh*
rerun - May 25, 2010, 8:20 pm

d*** forseti...don't you have to work tomorrow? You said you were going to bed, about 30 minutes ago.......you are addicted just like the rest of us.
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:17 pm
if it wasn't, i wouldn't have uploaded it!!*cough* - but the lions are deserved by the original author of this text ;)
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
still, good pic though
forseti - May 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
thx pzy, but to be honest: only the frame is from me, i found the pic already with this great text...
justice - May 25, 2010, 7:13 pm
haha *great*
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 7:08 pm
Best Yo Dawg Ever. Total Win. 5L's


mad scientist pranks -




POISON -


TAGS: homemade is best
Rating: 4.42/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:32 pm
(carebear BANNED)


DEPENDS - Best Superbowl commercial this year




GUESS WHO.. - is in a complete state of panic




Mad cat -




No sleep for you -




MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.




PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




NEGATIVITY -


TAGS: path to ruin is made by negative thoughts
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am
so anyways, when do you hit the road, Aggy?


VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE -




DALAI CAN BE FUNNY -


TAGS: dallai llama made a joke
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:37 pm
This is too funny! Great!
CaptainBaked - March 26, 2011, 8:08 am
thanks gents :)
Reality Lord - March 26, 2011, 6:50 am

awe5ome!!
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:16 pm
5 gunga, gunga-lagungas


EUPHORIA - It's a Degree of Madness Combined With Some Ecstatic Emotions... Followed Closely By Pain & The Realisation of One's Stupidity


TAGS: euphoria madness ecstatic emotion pain
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - November 11, 2012, 4:02 pm
Test comment.


OH NO -




LIGHTNING -




GRRRRRR....... - Where's the money, kid?




BONUS MONEY - Hide it better next time


TAGS: money wife mad
Rating: 4.48/5

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holymoly - January 5, 2012, 5:37 pm
Thanx Lord....My first poster. was hoping it would be worthy
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm

lolz.....EPIC!!!!!!


MADNESS - Persian name of Sparta




MIDGETS -


TAGS: midgets mad max
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by ronsart

-quote needed- - April 23, 2009, 8:04 am
Lift embargo.
HtD - April 21, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bioshock: The Beginning, turns out little girls are more effective than midgets.
Anonymous2 - April 21, 2009, 4:18 pm
I give you the Big Daddy, Mark 1...
Fatty - April 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Who runs Barter Town?!?


records -


TAGS: are made to be broken
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - August 8, 2013, 7:49 am
Done That .


JESUS - You know you have made it when you have an action figure




MUHAMMAD - The first man to ever act upon his love for ninjas.




WHO FARTED? - I'll give you one guess




WHY? - Why is it a human desire to challenge nature. We can never win, only postpone the inevitable.




THE ANTICHRIST -


TAGS: antichrist mad alfred e newman
Rating: 3.52/5

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Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:38 am
The Anti-Christ has already came and gone, and he had Alzheimer's. Ronald = 6 letters, Wilson = 6 letters, Reagan = 6 letters.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
What, me Satan?


DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow




THE INTERNET WARS - It was destined to end like this!


TAGS: war comp internet crazy mad
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by leeebling

msouth - January 29, 2010, 12:38 pm
Looks like another verse for the "ultimate showdown" youtube.


SPARTAAAAA! -


TAGS: madness this is sparta
Rating: 2.69/5

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Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 1:23 am
good job 5/5 from Cubby
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:19 am
LOL! And... wait... what? I'm old. Well said, anything... I think.
Anything - April 15, 2010, 1:02 am
it's always nice to refresh our old sense of humor. :)
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:00 am
I chuckled, so I approved it. Shut up.


IN ON GOING MEDICAL RESEARCH - It has been discovered that Madonna is actually a zombie.


TAGS: madonna zombie
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 3:09 pm
I think she looked the best when she was new and a bit chunky


FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.




LONGPOSTER DAY - My favorite day of the month.


TAGS: longposter longfakes billy madison parody
Rating: 4.95/5

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GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
jameson you say? 5L.....even though I hate longfakes...Thanks a lot Claire!
pzykosiz - October 29, 2010, 12:10 am
very nice. 5L's


PROMOTION -




I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. - Sorry. The Empire seems to have beaten you to it.




A MOTIFAKE PSA -


TAGS: not funny enough with thanks to billy madison
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:45 pm
I knew you meant "Not Funny Enough" but I was trying to work up the idea.... : |
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:51 pm
Sure, i think we can all benefit from the wisdom of Adam Sandler
Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:13 pm

ummm...V....can i use this quote ...for real...on a rejection?
GaryO - February 6, 2012, 9:22 pm
So this is what heavy, funny, scary looks like…. 5uperb compilation V
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 9:04 pm
I'll t5ke that as a 'No' :)


BONECD - It took awhile, but he doesn't have to go shopping anymore


TAGS: a method to his madness
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:38 pm
PS...5L
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:38 pm
what I love about Airman...Is how he show's his love towards his other Motifakers,..you better be a MAN when he does...cause he don't spread the love to nobody he don't love
Airman - March 1, 2010, 5:42 pm
I switched it to Target so it would make Bone seem a touch classier.. just for the day
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:35 pm
Everyone needs a hobby. 5Ls.
stygian616 - March 1, 2010, 5:17 pm
taken straight from the list of ways to get kicked out of wal mart but I'll give it 5 l's
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 3:33 pm
That's 5 you know d*** well that's true anti-shopping Poodles...LMFAO!!! As MrsBone says; "He'll only shop for golf equipment and tools..."


I'M ALL FOR IT - But shouldn't we end Hunger, AIDS, and Poverty first?


TAGS: stop the madness now
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:46 am
Can't It's Not In The Plan!


BODYBUILDING -


TAGS: frankenstein was made up
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:02 pm
Well played.


INSANITY - It is everyones godgiven right




MAD MAGAZINE IDOL - Alfred E. Newman: 2011 American Idol Winner




STRANGER THAN FICTION -


TAGS: madness insanity love marriage kids
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 19, 2012, 9:14 pm
Thank you. Glad I could make you smile.. : )
PapaFox - November 19, 2012, 12:31 pm
Thanks Greybeard, this made my day!


WE'RE ALL MAD -


TAGS: motifake calendar mad alice wonderland
Rating: 4.35/5

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crankyhead - February 6, 2012, 9:31 am
5imply perfect.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 8:14 pm
Stop.. Wait.. Comeback. Isn't that my ball?
ICEMAN - February 5, 2012, 6:57 pm
I prefer the term "Comfortably Numb" 5 poodles
caveman - February 5, 2012, 6:29 pm
Well V, i'm just gonna take my ball and go home...
Greeny - February 5, 2012, 5:58 pm
I'll shave next time...
rerun - February 5, 2012, 5:58 pm

My mom would be so proud, I'm a Dr.
gas - February 5, 2012, 5:48 pm
well, they're for sure more easily ph**oshopable avatars than greeny's & mine xD
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:46 pm
N-I-I-I-I-I-C-E
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:39 pm
So full of win... See Caveman, it's not THAT hard :P


Reefer Madness -




GO FORTH MY MINIONS -


TAGS: armadillo
Rating: 4.21/5

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OK GIRLS - It's time to show these bastards what women are really made of.




MEMORIAL DAY -




OH C'MON - That pouch is SOOO last season


TAGS: yah thats right i made fun of myself
Rating: 3.89/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:54 am
Nice!! Poster and comment by GS!!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:33 pm
Girrrlll!! that pouch with those shoes!?! 5L


REJECTION - Not everyone's cut out to be a pro athlete either.


TAGS: hooters women rejection mad
Rating: 3.8/5

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sharebear - March 17, 2013, 8:43 pm
I would have loved to hear that conversation


PATIENCE - Is not a virtue on the Motifake's approval queue.




LOOK AT THE WORLD, LOOK AT THE HELL, LOOK AT THE HATE THAT WE'VE MADE - Look at the final product, a world in slow decay




SERIOUS - WHY SO? -




COACH HINES - Do not think that he will not suplex you!


TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes suplex
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:25 am
Melikes


REVENGE - I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW... YOU WILL PAY!!!




BILLY JEAN -


TAGS: ahmadinejad iran crazy
Rating: 2.89/5

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Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:23 pm
...who claims that I am the one. But, the kid is... 4L.


HOW TWINS ARE MADE - I bet you didn't know jackass!!!


TAGS: ja****s twins made microsoft
Rating: 2.44/5

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arkangelic - October 30, 2009, 12:00 pm
WTF
Gabho - October 30, 2009, 11:45 am
Yes I found it, well at least you can see that girls and not two babies.
Ed-Hyde - October 30, 2009, 10:54 am
Someone beat you to the image, a year ago, and did it better.


MADDEN VIDEOGAME SERIES - You won't know football but you'll think you do!


TAGS: madden nfl football
Rating: 2.36/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 11:16 am
should I* d***, I'm tired.
CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 11:14 am
hmm, is it me, or should not have put an apostrophe in there?


MONOPOLY - Ponzi dice not included.


TAGS: madoff monopoly
Rating: 4.71/5

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carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:43 pm
(carebear BANNED)


OPENING DAY -


TAGS: lets play some baseball forgot i made this
Rating: 4.62/5

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camden - April 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
what else is new?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:32 pm
ball girls?....You're into some weird **** Cubby.
Cubbybear - April 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where are the ball girls?


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


I TOLD YOU -


TAGS: culos made this for me in retaliation to 93395
Rating: 4.44/5

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thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 11:42 am
You guys are boring to moderate today. :x ...LoL
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:17 am
take care of the skin that takes care of you, I always say. No wait, I always say Again?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:10 am
ROFL I can't ban Grey... he was my advisor on the banning of Jake the other day. Never mess with accomplices. ;) Besides, I like how he won't stick the ***e to my skin...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:08 am
Get some notches on that hammer, TOC!
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:05 am
Jesus, Grey! Is this a partner or a hostage?
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:04 am
Never, TOC.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:02 am
sticky side out first lap, then double back
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:01 am
Just make sure the bungee isn't too tight. :( Owie.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 11:00 am
That stuff never comes off. Gotta use bungee cords... a little fight is amsome!
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 10:59 am
I used to be able to hit a fast moving target, now I'm just glad that it's still breathing, and for duck ***e
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:58 am
Working too hard? No such thing.... noooooo such thing.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:57 am
I thought that was referred to as "dead" and wasn't much fun at all. Looks like I've been working too hard all this time.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:56 am
Like your women stationary, Grey? LOL!
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 10:55 am
hold still! DAMMIT!
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:54 am
I meant duckLings. However, ducking isn't mean either... ducking, and bobbing, and weaving...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Define duckings, please... it has potential.
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:48 am
Puppies. And duckings. That just seems like unnecessary bridge-burning, tho. LoL
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:47 am
MEan, yes.... but, what isn't?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:46 am
What? Aw, I'd never do that. That's just mean...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:43 am
No no no! Swing at the OTHER head! d***, you! Now I'm just sterile.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:43 am
Please and thank you?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:41 am
I dunno! Wanna find out? >:)
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:38 am
Recently enough to not know what you were swinging. Nice one, though... mine's in the attic somewhere. Does it hurt?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:34 am
My new banhammer. I had it made especially for me. Pink adamianium, you know. When did you sneak online? I didn't see you there...
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:31 am
Hi! Whatcha swingin' there?
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:29 am
*takes a few practice swings of the banhammer* Good morning, aggy!
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:28 am
Start with meeeee!
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm bored! Do I have to start banning people just to watch some fun ensue? :P
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
Wonder if she's single?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
We found ourselves a hater. I'll again use the phrase: we're calling "judy" on the "bandit". 5L
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:38 pm
Ummmm...chapstick anyone? 5L!
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 12:19 pm
LMAO...good one. 5 zipper ripped poodles from me!
culos - March 9, 2010, 12:18 pm
eight votes 5/5, 10m votes 4.7! Someone doesn't like you TOC! :-)
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 9:38 am
Ok, I'll just zip my lips next time. :D
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:08 am
Man, I hope I don't get busted, but I'm resubmitting that poster that got denied for being to gross. 5 two faced lions btw!!
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 8:58 am
Thank you, Mr. Culos! Sad thing is, this will probably be my highest rated poster. LoL
culos - March 9, 2010, 8:56 am
How about: "What a moderate reaction"
rerun - March 9, 2010, 8:56 am

word are not available to describe this.


CONFUSION - Muhammad's followers depicted him for hundreds of years, why should I worry about being decapitated for this?


TAGS: muhammad islam assignment freedom of speech
Rating: 4.42/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:46 pm
lol "Is this a sign from Allah or do you need a bucket?"


WHO'S HUNGRY? -


TAGS: mad men make lowsy chefs
Rating: 4.29/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:10 pm
Good one. 5 L's.


MUHAMMAD CARTOONS -


TAGS: muhammad ali comics boxing superman
Rating: 4.15/5

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Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Amsome Bart! 5L
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
Who are you kidding? You inspired the BC comic!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:23 pm

whoa...dating myself...i actually had this comic as a kid.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:22 pm
LOL!


RERUN BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE -


TAGS: he made me do it
Rating: 3.83/5

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roxanne2000 - March 15, 2011, 1:06 pm
that is kind o wierd
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:36 am
Next time try to find a better pic. It's easy if you try.
forseti - September 7, 2010, 4:57 pm
my IPs?!? I remember... funny times...*g* Do you remember this gorgeous bracelet?!? Amazing! ;)
rerun - September 7, 2010, 4:42 pm

when they wanted it to part from my wallet into somebody else hand
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 4:30 pm
When did they put Moses on the $20!!! Jeez, shoulda known...
rerun - September 7, 2010, 4:25 pm

I already gave him his $20.00
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
take 1/2 a lifetime just to ban the amount of your IP's
forseti - September 7, 2010, 4:19 pm
LOL... rerun has to pay. As you know, I'm not the biggest fan of tributes. I sent it as PM, but HE FORCED ME to upload it. Otherwise he'd ban me for lifetime... ;)
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 4:16 pm
OK forseti, where's my $20...cause Mr M's giving give me the rest of the day off for approving this...
forseti - September 7, 2010, 4:14 pm
that was the hardest pic-search ever... try to find a funny "juden"-picture. nearly impossible. Great that you like it! ;)
rerun - September 7, 2010, 3:56 pm

amsome, I haven't had kosker p**** in years.....probably have to buy some catnip 1st


MUHAMMADOPOLY -




IDENTIFICATION - George was never hassled much about showing his ID. All he had to do was flash a quarter.




AHMADINEJAD - The Result of Treating Cancer With Madcow




NEW BUILDS AND RELOAD OPTIONS - We will have your new server operational in no time at all. We're tweek'n it now.


TAGS: server madness
Rating: 2.24/5

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I Hate crashes - September 24, 2008, 2:03 am
All the more reason to transition over to Linux distros.


ATHEISM - Belief takes effort, evidence and trust. Denial takes nothing.


TAGS: october atheism madalyn murray o hair is a believer now
Rating: 2.14/5

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Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 10:19 am
What is up is, a monthly "challenge" discussed on the forum. I'll give you two guesses as what the current topic is, though I doubt you'll need the second guess.
Eathanskies - October 29, 2009, 8:41 am
what the f*** is up with all the atheist/christian posters? this is stupid. and yeah, religion is the complete opposite of what your poster says.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:46 pm
Atheism is a hard-earned belief, with faith in hard evidence rather than superstition. Conformism takes nothing.


ZEITGEIST - Im a belibah!!!


TAGS: end in near zeitgeist mad people
Rating: 1.56/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:37 pm
We get 'em all day long, Zed.
Zed - December 28, 2009, 10:34 pm
Zeitgeist? Part of the film is to DEBUNK all the end-of-the-world bull**** stories going around. This poster's caption makes no sense.
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 9:23 pm
Thanks for the face palm opportunity
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:10 pm
Mods too strict?


CRAPPY PATTY -




Homemade Wine -


TAGS: skull homemade wine posion
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:05 am
Nice! That's the best kind.
Greeny - February 5, 2014, 7:07 am
I was once given a bottle of “Château de Lowe”, made by “State of the Art Foot Press Process”. It had the bouquet of a fine lighter fluid.


Rejoice the choice -


TAGS: one seriously happy little dude made the smart choice
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 16, 2014, 10:42 am

Didn't realize it had been used before. I try not to use pics others have used, but that gets nigh impossible. Thanks for the praise!
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 9:01 pm
I like yer rendition of this pic much better than mine.


Mad scientists -


TAGS: mad scientists kiwimouse gene splicing
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - November 16, 2013, 3:52 am
The two things I hate most in the world but the list of everything I hate is long and lustrous...like my Hugh Johnson...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2013, 12:56 pm
Not war or child abuse......Steve's crusading against mice and kiwis
steve1961 - November 15, 2013, 12:12 pm
The two things I hate most in the world...mice and kiwi fruit


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Theater Popcorn in a Bag -




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